I can only assume the sausages from yesterday were left in somebody's rubbish, as today -certain that I was free of Sunday's sausage horrors - I found yet another sausage on the lawn. Smack dab in the centre just as before. Only rather more chewed.
I am in some kind of horrific, bizarre sausage-related time loop.
Photo: Caught in the act!
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